What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 02:28
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
What is truer than that which is true?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
TEXT:
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Man called in bomb threat after missing flight at Detroit Metro Airport, feds say - The Detroit News
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
NYC summer stargazing seasons kicks off with triangle, meteor showers - Gothamist
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Practice Report: Takeaways From Start of Second Week of OTAs - Baltimore Ravens
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Minnesota Vikings News and Links: Another Day OF OTAs! - Daily Norseman
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.